He seems pretty chill actualy, that his mouth is canon

My mouth really is canon sort of.

Here are my head canons about the h*r universe

• Coach Z is a squid-like nightmare being with a fake head
• Strong Bad's real name is Carmen
• Strong Sad is an elephant seal
• KOT is marzipan's dad, mz's mom divorced him and married Seth, from Death-Defying Dween
• The cheat has an unhingable jaw and can molt, thus, he is a SNAKE
• Homsar is Homestar's twin brother OR homestar after the cardgage curse sank in too far OR homestar after smarty juice
• Coach Z is Magic Book is Lugace
• Bubs is wearing an orange shirt and grey pants, he has blue flippers covered up by the shirt
• strong sad is dead.
• strong mad is the most normal and closest to the root species of the brothers strong of the 3
• the king of town is running a restuarant and a duck in a bear trap is going to go there.... NOW .....hemmrmremerheh NOW 123 NOW NOW NOW!
• the poopsmith is actually John Linnell ;)
• Pom Pom is hollow just like the toy
• Senor Cardgage is Strong bad's dad, and is the reason why sb has reality bending powers
• Homestar has shoulder shoomps and invisible arms, i dunno, I asked matt and he said it's either telekenisis or invisible arms... actually, I haven't read the responses since like, last year... I should check...
• Mr. bossman is the boss
• all the new characters from the fan stumes are sb being a bored reality bender
• all of the new concepts from the twitter era are sb being a bored reality bender
• the viewer has about as much control over the universe as strong bad
• uuuuuuuuuuuuumf that's all i can think of tnight check back later 4 more insane headcanons

when the stuff gets proof

STRONG BAD: I kinda black out a lot lately and when I wake up sometimes things I made up in my brain come to life. I practically pee my pants every time a Cheat Commandos comes on.

that is proof enough that strong bad has reality bending powers... this was back in 2009, this is old lore, I-I can't believe it...

the time I was sus

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• one potato
• two potato
• four oi=tato