COMING SOON IN A YEAR IN THE FUTURE!!!
Croco gets his brain infected by a brain demon! Nixon must go inside his brain and find seven orbs! Bowler skull gets haunted by the head of margaret thatcher. Then he burns down his house. Nixon goes through memories of Croco until he realizes something groundbreaking that shakes his perception of himself. He escapes Croco's brain and calls for Eve Willow to help them. Croco is revived from the state he's in and then Nixon DIES and they have to go find his origins and then uhhh a flashback to them being babies. they save nixon from death and then stuff with robots happens IDK im still writing it.
THE TIERS OF BEING
The Current Level (Mascot Level)
In around 2070, all the companies in the world decided it would be really cool to go back in time and take all the mascots from the 2020s and earlier and make them into real living beings, since products were not selling as well as they used to. In came VM or Virginia Mascots, a company from further in the future that already knew about the plan before the companies when back in time. VM decided to fund the project and found several wizards hiding in the woods of Uruguay, who were disciples of the Moon Queen. These wizards would be responsible for bringing the inanimate mascots into the real world. Unfortunately, since the mascots were based on ideas, they drew their life force from various ancient deities. Each deity becoming a mascot. This was not unusual as a similar thing occured in the...
Higher Level (Babraham Level)
Back in the 70's there were strange people roaming Virginia. One of them, by the name "Babraham Lincoln" was there. Also Spherey, Dolphino and Jane Wilkes Booth. They claimed to be reincarnations of various Gods and no one believed them. There was also Jason Sedghi, who later became Bowler Skull.
Even Higher Levels (???)
Before this even, there were so many things. Just thousands of years of Gods being reincarnated into weird forms. I'm sure there's some interesting stories but I don't know any of it.
Highest Level (Gods Level)
Before all of everything, there was just an ethereal plane. On this plane was many Gods. Sobek, the Spirit of America and others, obviously. They would chat about the exploits of concurrent events across overlapping planes of time, most commonly crossing their particular chalice of time at whenever they would have 5:00 PM. The heavens were circular and the flow of time followed this. All 24 hours mapped approximately across points on the outside of this plane of existence. It's too bad that Zeus was making a hot pocket in the microwave and burned it all down. Forcing everyone to start reincarnating themselves while the Christian God was put in charge of rebuilding the heavens for everyone.